Around 4 today I was waiting on Carson to arrive from school. The phone rang and to my surprise it was my mom. I could hear Carson crying in the back ground. UGH what now I thought. Mom goes on to tell me that Carson got off the bus and ran to her house. She says hes hiding under my bed now, scared to tell you what he did. He says hes is not coming home.
I am truly thinking the worst now. Did he hit someone? Did he cheat and get caught? What could be so bad that he felt I would be so mad that he couldnt come home? My mind is flashing forward to Carson being 16 with keys in one hand and freedom in the other. Ok tell him to spit it out! He cant hes hyperventilating. Just come in here.
I walk in the door Mom is shaking her head and trying not to smile. She has a look of achievement on her face like she lured a cat down from a tree or hauled a baby out of a well. Carson says my dad is going to be sooo mad at me...... I got a bus card. Im still stuck on the "my dad" part. It always shocks me when the kids are scared of Shaun. Whats to be scared of? Hes sooo easy going. Hes sooo not the scary parent. I guess they will learn that in their teenage years. A bus card! What did you do to deserve a bus card? I called a girl a nuuudl cuuukkee. WHAT? An animal cookie? Cannon chimes in NO MOM he said NOODLE COOKIE?
My parents loose it. Everyone is laughing like a mental patients in the insane asylum. Seriously? You called a girl a noodle cookie? What does that even mean? I dont know mom, but it must be bad because I got a card for it. UGH! Needless to say my dad jumps on the bandwagon with that one. Everyone was a noodle cookie around their house that night.
Later I shared how around 5 I told Mandy that i was going to stick a pector rector up
her E K Y. I didnt know what it meant or where I heard it but I knew one thing. It got everyone's attention. He laughed.
#1 I couldn't make this stuff up.
#2 Karma really does exist, and looks like an 8 year old boy.
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